[The look on Apollo's face becomes increasingly confused the more the other man says. Those were a lot of terms he didn't know, and that was just... bizarre. That just wasn't normal for someone who came from the same general region of the country, right? It wasn't like they were talking about the local grocery stores.]

Wait, hold on. NCR? Deathclaws?? I'm going to guess that's not something sweet and cuddly.

Did you seriously not have any lawyers, either? Even a small town has got to have at least one law office. How would you deal with the court system otherwise?