The inner workings of it are what is embarrassing. Over engineered in most places, but half-assed in others. Such shoddy design and craftsmanship- I uncover one problem and then another reveals itself soon after.

[Now he's just on a rant. He breaks out of it to make a joke, his humor not lacking even in this situation.]

If you find a pink hearse that one is mine. Perfect for me. Dead man walking, but be cute about it. [okay, a dark joke, but still a joke! Mostly!!]