No, wait, I think -- [ Dazai wiggles extremely well, as though he has practice imitating a worm. There's a loud sound, which probably isn't great given that Dazai was originally in the can to hide, but the sound is him kicking his feet against the can--

He manages a few more inches out and then drops, listless, defeated over the edge. ]

Perhaps if there was some oil. I suppose if I need to, I could just keep rolling and see if a very large jostle would expel me, but that has less than ideal side effects. [ Notably, grievous bodily harm. ]