If there's anything that's universally known to all living things, it's food, sex, and shelter. [ Dazai ticks them off with a roll of his wrist, extremely nonchalantly. ]

Of course, if they're too different for it to be recognizable, then -- [ Dazai swings with his scrap metal. This man isn't taking down shit by hitting it with metal. ] -- well, blunt force weapons aren't exactly my specialty.