[ Dazai is fully prepared to state that it's hardly the worst he's experienced -- he isn't nearly as opposed to that as he should be, all things considered -- but then the entire can is simply lifted like a ten pound bag of rice and Dazai is, despite himself, impressed. Dazai doesn't exactly weigh a whole lot, and he's rather used to being tossed around, but the shape is awkward and it's still reasonably heavy. ]

I understand. [ Dazai says, with a solemn nod. ] I will keep my limbs inside the vehicle at all times and my seatbelt fastened during all turbulence. [ He withdraws himself into the can, not unlike a turtle -- but a turtle that, upon any closer inspection, is carefully anchoring himself so that the can could blow a mile downhill without Dazai taking too much damage. ]