Oh, the human body itself isn't inherently lewd. I just don't have reason to believe this is more than an elaborate dick joke.

[The nonchalance really only adds to his suspicions... Though clearly, this is a rather moot argument.

Sighing, Akechi turns his eyes to the sky, brushing a hand against the holstered gun on his belt.]

Lucky for you, I've the means to shoot would-be attackers down in more ways than one.