I know a lot of doctors! [ Which isn't to say that no one ever gets sick, but it certainly isn't that common when compared to gross bodily injuries. Dazai doesn't bring up abilities -- Yosano can keep everyone healthy at a rather high cost, after all -- in part because he still feels rather out of his depth. Best to keep playing the idiot. ]

Oh, and my coworker is a health nut -- he has a vitamin regimen. If you were to so much as sneeze near him, he'd have hand sanitizer and medicine for you immediately.

[ Dazai pauses, and offers: ]

Do people you know often get sick? I've heard it's miserable, so I try to avoid it.