"Well, right now I am adding the bolts and bars that will keep the armor plating on without tearing off the windows and doors with its weight. It fastens under here. I think." He hopes he's doing it right. He's generally handy, but this is a bigger project than he's ever tried before, and it feels more important to be making a modification to his car.

"If it helps," he adds, "I have woken up many places I do not recognize, and this was still a bit distressing. Probably not for quite as good of a reason as you, though." He knows the story. He might, in fact, have seen the terrible musical about it once when passing through New York.