Oh, don't worry, I hate pain, so it's very hard to hurt me! [ He offers this brightly, wiggling the best he can -- his legs are rather numb after being stuck inside his human hamster ball -- and flailing his arms out to grab onto anything he can. Despite the bandages, Dazai moves like he's relatively unharmed, save the inevitable mild bruising from being in a tumbling garbage can. ]

It's amazing the shapes the human body can contort itself into under pressure! I just need it to uncontort itself now.